There was a happy boy by the name of George W
father so famous, he had little trouble to
make it to Harvard then to Yale
then the Coast Guard
which he mysteriously bailed
his grades were bad, but tolerance better
beer stains all over his fraternity sweater
when it came to coke, his ass was no joke
snorting so hard, he almost choked
he flew so high and his trips got scarier
until he landed safely on an aircraft carrier
in a flight suit to boot,
now he's and action figure...how cute
we all know W stands for winner,
he snuck into Iraq for a thanksgiving dinner
usually, he only eats beef jerky
but on that day, he cannibalized the turkey!
CHORUS:
We got a joke as a President, but I can't laugh
that fool of a man's behind a bloodbath
We got a joke of a President leading this nation
...Low Expectations!
it's like parricide
ok, don't laugh
that joke was complexicated
misunderestimated
you probably hated it
like Bush Sr. and his broccoli
or when he threw up after too much Sake
speaking of senior, didn't junior sound bratty
when he said "he tried to kill my daddy"
can he seriously be in charge of foreign
policy?
he talks about "our families is"
well his family is
connected to the oil biz
royalty is
a family business
Jeb is probably up next
in his brother's footsteps
so Jeb can catch bin Laden
that'll probably happen right before the
elections so Jeb can grab them
with more chads from ballots hanging
Supreme court backing
back room laughing
paper stacking
yo, we know what's cracking!
talking out of his ass like a ventriliquist's thong
there's gonna be a Bushism
when he shares a vision
a good decision
man, we're all gonna miss him
he's simpler than buying a box of cereal
so much material, when he speaks it's ill
he's like a comedian,
I'm always laughing at him
I'm like "damn that's funny,
come on say it again!"
Is our children learning, they're learning from the best
using Bushian grammar on that English test
He might be dyslexic but what the heck, he's an evil idiot
with no respect for humanity
a walking calamity just like Sean Hannity
doesn't get the gravity
of his actions in that little cavity
above his neck
they should open up his head
and check and double check for any intellect!
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